Find your place….

Aside from regularly owned slave positions, I have the following *mini* positions available, too…

*holiday elf*: This boy will be required to provide Me with whatever holiday decorating/present wrapping supplies I’ll need this season.

*Cockbrain*: Like brain massager, but more elite.


*brain massager*: this slave will be required to participate in philosophical discussions as well as purchase wishlist items that stimulate My intelligence..ex: NY Times Crossword books, research books, arthouse film dvds, etc. (items are clearly marked on my wishlist: brain massager)

*panty-pleaser*: yes, you guessed.. you’ll be responsible for keeping my overflowing panty drawer stocked. No spending minimum or maximum. Items can be purchased from My amazon wishlist or

*beautyslaves*: you are responsible for purchasing one (or more) beauty product (hair, makeup, skincare, or perfume) on a weekly basis. There is no spending minimum or maximum. Gift certificates from also count.

*cabana boy*: This position is for the sole purpose of providing Me with the gift of travel and travel related items~ airline gift certificates, luggage, hotel stays, etc.  You will be provided with exclusive photos of Me on My various trips.

*coffee-tron & tea-timer*:These positions requires you to either send Me Starbucks gift cards or purchase coffee beans and or tea from a wishlist that you’ll be provided with…because if I don’t have caffeine, you won’t have a nice day.

*fancy feet*: This position is for foot worship fanatics ~you’ll be responsible for purchasing either one pair of shoes per month or one pair of stockings/socks a week…these boys will be rewarded with photos, of course.

*jack horner*: Do you remember the little boy who stuck his thumb in the pie? Well this boy won’t be using his thumb….


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