I really really REALLY want these Jeffrey Campbell Brandie retro platform shoes. Are they not perfect for stomping on your love struck mush brain? Are they not perfect for flattening your balls like pancakes? Are they not perfect for taunting and teasing? YES! YES! YES, I said YES!!!! They are highest on my amazon wishlist at the moment and I would be tickled pink to see them walk on over to the purchased side. Make it work!
WAY TO GO, INGRATES, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE LET THESE SLIDE.