Today a co-worker asked Me if I was aware that I have a habit of emasculating men.  I just laughed.

Today I made 2 boys cry, 1 buy Me lunch, and another one run out and get Me a cupcake.

Today a male client asked Me if I wore a different pair of shoes everyday, and if so, how many do I own. Never enough, I said.

Today I realized that one of My clients is most likely a closet sissy.

Today I informed My assistant that I’m going to increase his workload without increasing his pay.  He asked if that made him My slave.  I just laughed…and said No, but keep dreaming.

Did I mention that I don’t even work in the fetish industry?


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