Let Them Eat Cake (or fuck it, whatever)

Ok pervies… this is an open call… I want you all to give Me cake~ that’s right.. get a mini cake or cupcake from your fave grocery store or bakery, bring it home, strip down, put the cake on the table and proceed to artfully pleasure it.   Yes, that IS what I mean, stick your dick in the cake, give it a lil back and forth and since we both know about your premature ejaculation problems, it shouldn’t take too long for you to ice it with your own special sauce.

…and then eat it.  Yes, fuck it and then EAT IT. 

Extra points if you do it while there is a lit candle stuck in it.  Of course I will want photos or video proof, bitches. 

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