You shoot dust bunnies!

Yea! It’s finally time! Ugh, I’ve not been on vacation in what? 3 months? The horror! I shouldn’t have to wait so long in between jaunts! It’s cruelty! If you don’t know where I’m going or what I’m doing, I suggest you read my “Greedy Threesome” post because I’m not going to repeat myself, I’m too busy doing last minute over packing! However, I will remind you that in order to remain on my good side, you will want to tribute well and tribute often.  I’m not kidding.  Just do it.  I love to spend money, but even more so when I travel.  I love to just blow it all over the place like you like to blow your pathetic wad of dust bunnies.  LOL, you didn’t think those white flakes that fall out of the head of your vienna sausage were actually worth anything did you? you? potent? hahahhahah! HYSTERICAL.  Your *phallus* (I use that term lightly) is full of nothing but dust bunnies, cobwebs, and flakey bits of your crumbled ego.  Remember that.  It’s worthless.  You want to mean something to me? You want to impregnate my thoughts? Give me what I want most!!! $$$$$$$  For every smile you put on MY face, a dust bunny will turn pink and plump and you will remember what it feels like to be a manly man.  Sort of.  Hey, beggars can’t be choosers, so take what you an get. 😉

 

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